Clout
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JSLC TRAINING
The fight to be seen fighting.
Melon Wars
You are a very online liberal influencer with a ring light, a watermelon logo and a cause you can't quite name.
Climb from the Campus Quad to Prime Time. Sincerity not included.
One sitting, about 15 minutes.
Best here: no season yet
Melon Wars
How to play
JOBScost Outrage. They pay Clout, $ and followers.
BEEFScost Nerve. Win their followers.
CREW + VENTURESmake you stronger and pay while you're away.
SINCERITYonly goes down. At 0.0% the season ends. It measures the character, not you.
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The joke
Performative activism runs on attention. You'll raise a fortune in the cause's name, and the cause will get exactly what it always gets from you.
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